In my dream, a giant chicken cooked me a meal.
happy monday from grumpy bird!
In my dream, chrysalises hung off my bum.
Yes. It poses far more questions than it answers.
Albie has fallen into the toilet numerous times this week.
In my dream, I won an (undisclosed) prize, and as a reward was given a live Octopus to wear on my head.
When I got to the stage, it was crowded with the world’s top minds – who each sported their own fetching Octopus.
This dream taught me: That it doesn’t matter if you get telepathy from the aliens if your flatmates are useless bastards.
“Oh no! That poor squirrel has a debilitating hunchback!”
Alas, that is no squirrel. All I can say is that you don’t always get everything right when attempting to draw someone’s cat.
The real Farrah
The drummer in my band hadn’t turned up. I forgot my lyrics… and I was playing with an unrehearsed children’s orchestra.
But the moment that I really lost my audience was when the boy stepped up to play a silent solo on his beetroot.
My kitten has developed a drooling problem.
That’s Albie. And this is my Friday Drawing of a Cat.
It’s all well and good drawing pictures of my own cats every Friday, but wouldn’t you like me to branch out and draw your cat instead?
Just Instagram dat sh*t, yo.
And tag me so I know it’s there. #thesehungrycats
In my dream I gave birth to a beautiful avocado.