the dream of shame

In this dream, I carried a cushion around with me everywhere I went for ultimate comfort. Unfortunately, it was a whoopee cushion, so every time I sat down, a massive fart sound was released.
I was incredibly embarrassed, but couldn’t give up the luxury seating that it offered, and continued to use it.


the reptipede

I had a particularly creepy dream about an animal with the head of a lizard and the body of a millipede.

It was named…. The Reptipede.


turkish diary

I just spent a month in glorious Turkey (travelling via Kuala Lumpur). Turns out that I didn’t document the sights very well.

However…I did manage to sneak in at least 2 entries about cats. Priorities.



Turkey 3 Turkey 5


all the world’s greatest minds are wearing it

In my dream, I won an (undisclosed) prize, and as a reward was given a live Octopus to wear on my head.

When I got to the stage, it was crowded with the world’s top minds – who each sported their own fetching Octopus.

Octopus head

the useless flatmates

the useless flatmates 1 the useless flatmates 2 This dream taught me: That it doesn’t matter if you get telepathy from the aliens if your flatmates are useless bastards.

the hunchcat

“Oh no! That poor squirrel has a debilitating hunchback!”

Alas, that is no squirrel. All I can say is that you don’t always get everything right when attempting to draw someone’s cat.


The real Farrah (not a true hunchcat)

The real Farrah